Screamings of a Madwoman

Burgandy currently resides in your basement. She will escape as soon as possible, and loot all of your expensive luggage as well as precious belongings. She someday would like to marry a man twice her age, and live as a free white trash citizen, paying taxes and breeding small smurfs. Newsflash: THIS IS NOT YOUR REGULAR COFFEE BLEND.

I'm wondering....

I really don't know what to say now. I'm just learning HTML, and I'm doing a bang-up job of it. Really. No, believe me! Either way, I'll be back, with new and improved ways to make a complete arse out of myself.

YOU SUCK. Okay, you don't...